This is a list of Unparalleled Misalignments, pairs of non-synonymous phrases where the words in one phrase are each synonyms of the words in the other. I've maintained this list since 2018; attributions (when known) can be seen on hover.
Butt dial // Booty call
Father figure // Dad bod
Home schooled // House trained
Manual labor // Hand job
Forest fire // Amazon Kindle-Brian Smiley
Casual sex // Lightrail
Blanket statement // Pillow talk // Cover story
Community building // Fraternity house
Nap room // Sleeper cell
Geometric mean // Circle jerk-Aric Floyd
Bottom feeder // Ass eater-Cardi B
Unit vector // One Direction-Eric Neyman
Quick sort // Short order-Joe Reeve
Private island // Secret Key-Phil Parker
Underdog // Subwoofer-Richard Ngo
Crimson Tide // Red Sea-Ricki Heicklen
Economy class // Saving grace-Skye Hersh
Union Jack // Mutual masturbation-SYAS
LessWrong // Down Bad-Brian Smiley
Cow tools // Intimidation tactics
Fast fashion // Taylor Swift // Quick Fix
Workers' party // Helper function
Drink menu // Spirit guide-Jacob Falkovich
Arm wrestling // Gun Control-Aric Floyd
Full moon // Fertile Crescent-Aric Floyd
Speed limit // Amphetamine shortage-Brian Smiley
Wire transfer // Electric slide-Brian Smiley
Manhole cover // Buttplug-Brian Smiley
Criminal record // Connotation // Prison letters-Chana Messinger
Scared money // Chicken tender-Dan Keys
Service elevator // Utility maximizer-Drake Thomas
Sex symbol // Pound sign-Drake Thomas
Wave function // Beach party-Eliana Lorch
Unionized // Discharged-Richard Ngo
Hard drive // Rocky road-Ricki Heicklen
Speed date // Fast day-Ricki Heicklen
Guard rails // Halter tops-Ricki Heicklen
Late Bell // Dead Ringer-Ricki Heicklen, Brian Smiley
Scene change // Bitcoin-Skye Hersh
Grass fed // Field agent-Jacob Falkovich
Quick jab // Prompt injection-Nathan Young
Tollbooths // Bill Gates-Brian Smiley
Security Settings // Stock Options-Brian Smiley
Apple Home // Macbeth-Brian Smiley
Bond Movie // Cling Film-Chana Messinger
Microgravity // Mug-Brian Smiley
Smarty pants // Intelligence briefs-Dave Kasten
Pascal's wager // Bar bet-Drake Thomas
Foggy bottom // Smoking ass
TED talk // Edward Said
Nuts and bolts // Comes and goes // Humpty Dumpty // Pump and dump
Midjourney // Intermission-Brian Smiley
Terminal value // Gate number-Brian Smiley
Unparalleled // Misaligned-Owen Cotton-Barratt, Stephen Casper
Party trick // Ball gag-Phil Parker
Cancel culture // Anti-bacterial-SYAS
House money // Cottage cheese // Home payment-Dan Keys + Stephen Casper
Iron man // Female
Turing machine // Homogeneous system-Linch Zhang
Earnings call // Payphone-Saul Munn
Integral Calculus // Keystone-Brian Smiley
Okay Boomer // KPop-Nathan Young
Stage Right // Set Aside // Stage Left-Phil Parker
Pascal's Wager // Bar Bet-Nathan Young
Hey Jude // Yosemite-Ricki Heicklen
Ratfic // Tattletale-Lily Jordan
Hypothesis // Understatement-Brian Smiley, Drake Thomas
Bank Security // Coast Guard-Brian Smiley
Downton // Featherweight-Brian Smiley
Course selection // Class discrimination
Minor correction // Key change-Aric Floyd, Chana Messinger
Framingham // Pig pen-Brian Smiley
Telephone pole // Call log-Brian Smiley
Jumbo shrimp // Majority // Big Short-Brian Smiley, Linch Zhang
Birth order // Labor force-Dan Keys
Local girl // Near miss-Dan Keys
Dark horse // Nightmare-Eric Neyman
Gut punch // Loot box-Phil Parker
Chicken coop // Cock cage-Phil Parker
Fish market // Poisson distribution-Stephen Casper
Harmonic mean // Constructive criticism-Stephen Casper
White onion // Lightbulb-Brian Smiley
Can opener // Fire starter-Jake Eaton
Lip service // Rim job-Evžen Wybitul
Playbill // Fake Money-Brian Smiley
Pen Pal // Cellmate-Chana Messinger
Turbo Mode // Fast Fashion-Rosie Campbell
Viceroy // Sinking-Brian Smiley
Emancipation Proclamation // Free Speech-Brian Smiley
Update // High Time-Adam Scherlis
Defiance // Unbetrothed-Nathan Young
Court Reporter // Bench Press-Lily Jordan
Original Sin // New Wave-Michael Byun
Comedy Club // Snickers Bar-Brian Smiley
Shellshock // Surface Charge-Brian Smiley
Knuckle Sandwich // Bone Meal-Brian Smiley
Quiet Place // Shroom-Toby
No Shit // Bar Stool-Dan Keys
Blood vessel // Relationship-Drake Thomas
Cold hard truth // Spiked iced tea
Graphing calculator // Plot device-Aric Floyd
Diversity statement // Minority report-Brian Smiley
Power brakes // Battery Park-Brian Smiley
Produce section // Make room-Brian Smiley
Water bill // Welfare-Brian Smiley
Takeout container // Murder case-Nix Goldowsky-Dill
Platform ecosystem // Shelf life-Owen Cotton-Barratt
Negative correlation // Toxic relationship-Ricki Heicklen
Fair trade // Lightswitch-Rajashree Agrawal
Speed stick // Hurricane-Jacob Falkovich
Profit // High Fashion-Brian Smiley
Rough Patch // Course Correction-Phil Parker
Bet on Love // Stake Through The Heart-Brian Smiley
Content Creator // Peacemaker-Adam Scherlis
Presidential Powers // Executive Function // Killer App-Brian Smiley
Come Full Circle // O-Ring-Brian Smiley
Cat Eye // Purview-Brian Smiley
Metanarrative // Facebook Account-Lily Jordan
Paper Grade // Pagerank-Linchuan Zhang
Briefcase // Speedy Trial-Brian Smiley
Microchips // Small Fries-Elliot Teperman
Peacock // Veggie Sausage-Brian Smiley
Emotion // Constant velocity // Pirate-Aric Floyd
Point blank // Vector space-Aric Floyd
Floor plan // Story plot-Aric Floyd
Centrifuge // Coinbase-Brian Smiley
Deer country // Stagnation-Brian Smiley
Scroll lock // Document seal-Brian Smiley
Operating system // Surgical procedure-Dan Keys
Hot take // Fire sale-Maxwell Tabarrok
Cleveland // Break ground-Nathan Young
Musical lineup // Instrumental convergence-Ricki Heicklen
Pregame // Foreplay-Ricki Heicklen
Jewelry thief // Golden retriever-Ross Rheingans-Yoo
Hamming circle // Pork pi(e)-Stephen Casper, Ricki Heicklen
Palestine // Light beer-Daniel Filan
Crossword // Hate speech-Brian Smiley
Stick vacuum // Cocksucker-Brian Smiley
Case sensitive // Legal tender-Ross Trudeau
Small intestine // Semicolon-Brian Smiley
Trustbuster // Oathbreaker-Brian Smiley
Extraordinary // Super Basic-Brian Smiley
Maker's Mark // B'tzelem Elohim-Chana Messinger
Invisible Hand // Phantom Limb-Sam Rosen
Table Manners // Counter Culture-Phil Parker
Paddington // Download // Featherweight // Wingspan-Phil Parker
Prometheus Unbound // Free Delivery-Brian Smiley
Club Hit // Gang Bang-Brian Smiley
Denmark // Cave Painting-Aric Floyd
Legal Brief // Just In Time-Jacob Falkovich
Subset // Low Class // Bottom Bracket-Ricki Heicklen
Wine Glasses // Beer Goggles-Scott Alexander
Left Behind // Sinister Six-Brian Smiley
Drama Teacher // Stage Coach-Aric Floyd
Truck Driver // Semiconductor-Adam Scherlis
Flatbread // Rent Money-Lily Jordan
Phoenix // Debt Cancellation-Brian Smiley
Excommunication // Twitter DM-Brian Smiley
Sleeping Bag // Napsack-Nathan Young
Solid State Drive // Ice Truck-Brian Smiley
Menu // Boys School-Brian Smiley
Abortion Debate // Stop Fighting-Brian Smiley
Tea Party // Truth Social-Adam Scherlis
Air Gap // Windbreaker-Rocket
Big Break // Long Division-Elliot Teperman
Pascal Triangle // Pressure Point-Brian Smiley
Beer Batter // Alcohol Abuse-Adam Scherlis
Ends of the Earth // Finland-Adam Scherlis
Mass Extinction // Weight Loss-Dan Keys
Cold Fusion // Cool Cat-Ross Rheingans-Yoo
Breezeblock // Windshield-Brian Smiley
Blues scale // Depressed growth-Rajashree Agrawal
Evergreen // Extrovert
Show business // Proof of work-Brian Smiley
Funky // Grand opening-Chana Messinger
Road head // Street smarts
Jumper cable // Skipping rope-Alex Young
Lit match // Good game-Alex Young
Whole Foods // Complete mess-Aric Floyd
Picture frame // Movie setting-Brian Smiley
Pub etiquette // Barcode-Chana Messinger
Rock musician // Peter Singer-Linch Zhang
Post scarcity // Inbox zero-Nathan Young
Joint venture // Weed trip-Stephen Casper
Rich imagery // Dick pic-Jacob Falkovich
Jew lover // Semitrailer-Jacob Falkovich
Orthogonality thesis // Declaration of Independence-Aric Floyd
Natural log // Native tree-Stephen Casper
Graveyard // Savage Garden-Brian Smiley
Mailman // Reply Guy-Dan Keys
Airpod // Gas Tank-Brian Smiley
Left Justification // Woke Ideology-Brian Smiley
Candy Crush // Sweetheart-Chana Messinger
Contour // Bad Trip-Phil Parker
Counterculture // Antibacterial-Ricki Heicklen
USB Power // Port Authority-Michael Byun
Crackpot // Super Bowl-Jacob Falkovich
Balance Sheet // Equitable-Jacob Falkovich
Photosynthesis // Image Generation-Joshua Goller
Deep Learning // Low Class-Brian Smiley
Jet Fuel // Black Coffee-Adam Scherlis
Cellmate // Phone Sex
Treasury Department // Breadboard-Adam Scherlis
IMAX // Vision Pro-Brian Smiley
First Degree Murder // Cold Blooded-Stephen Casper
Move Fast and Break Things // Flash Crash-Brian Smiley
Lord Ruler // Imperial Foot-Brian Smiley
Statistical Parity // County Fair-Michael Byun
Side Hustle // Fringe Movement // Flanking Maneuver-Sam Rosen
Men's Suit // Gentlemen's Club-Jacob Falkovich
Fuckboy // Layman-Adam Scherlis
Reverend Bayes // Prior Probability-Rob Miles
Clone War // Replication Crisis-Chana Messinger
Disbursement Plan // Scatterplot-Chana Messinger
Autocorrect // Car Repair-Adam Scherlis
Playground // Dramamine-Adam Scherlis
Alto Sax // Top Brass-Rocket
Girl Talk // Miscommunication-S
Female intuition // Misdirection // Broadway-Chana Messinger, Jacob Falkovich
G20 // IQ Score-Lily Jordan
Speech Therapist // Word Doc-Michael Byun
Understanding // Low Rank-Brian Smiley
Thin Mint // Litecoin-Brian Smiley
Class Warfare // School Shooting-Stephen Casper
Hashtag // Pot Sticker-S
Merchant Vessel // Dealership-Sam Rosen
Door Jamb // Entrance Music-Sam Rosen
Snakecase // Python Package-Brian Smiley
Curtail // Bitchass-Adam Scherlis
Dropbox // Rain Barrel
Unsanctioned // Defined-Brian Smiley
Starboard // Sunbeam // Solar Panel-Dan Keys, Adam Scherlis
Seesaw // Sawblade-Elliot Teperman
Tire Rotation // Flag Twirling-Michael Byun
Artificial Intelligence // Synthetic Data-AA
Cold Case // Freeze Frame-Claude
Eyeball // Watch party-Meabh Murphy
Fishhook // Bass riff-Ashwin
Cleaning bill // Money laundering // Greenwashing-Brian Smiley, Lily Jordan
Baywatch // Naval gazing // Ocean View-Constance Li, Jacob Falkovich
Barnes and Noble // Landed gentry-Linch Zhang
Mobile home // Movie house-Dan Keys
Commit message // Wedding invitation-Brian Smiley
Easy choice // Natural selection-Brian Smiley
Gay marriage ban // Fruity cantaloupe-Brian Smiley
Sever ties // Connecticut-Brian Smiley
Fried bread // Hot money-Hugh Dow
White hot // Firecracker-Brian Smiley
CFAR // Longview-Chana Messinger
Off the shelf // Deplatform-Drake Thomas
Rollcall // Turn signal-Drake Thomas
High horse // Drug mule-Linch Zhang
Prompt engineering // Just-in-time manufacturing-Nathan Young
Charity Case // Nice rack-Alice M
Yellow fever // Gold rush-Stephen Casper
Fake shit // Shampoo-Brian Smiley
Titration // Breast reduction-Nathan Young
Police emotions // Cop a feel-Nathan Young
Light switch // Small change // Minor Revision-Peleg Shilo
Discount buyer // Undertaker-Jacob Falkovich
Novice boxer // Start-up incubator-Jacob Falkovich
Batcave // Clubhouse-Aric Floyd
Work bench // Labor law-Aric Floyd
Newton's law // Binding of Isaac-Stephen Casper
Culinary school // Meal prep-Dan Keys
Dynamic filter // Movie screen // Motion capture // Moving pick-Dan Keys
Maxwell's demon // Utility monster
Key info // Musical note-Rafe Kennedy
Burning man // Flaming homo-Evžen Wybitul
Instakill // Photo finish-Rob Miles
Starcraft // High Fashion-Brian Smiley
Password // Unarmed-Chana Messinger
Gotta Go // Mustafar-Brian Smiley
Clock Hand // Timeline-Chana Messinger
Antifreeze // No Chill-Phil Parker
Organic Chemistry // Natural Charm-Skye Hersh
Break Time // Cleavage-Chana Messinger, Eli Rose
Moisture Meter // Waterlog-Brian Smiley
Moonshine // Flashlight-Ricki Heicklen
West Wing // Sidearm-Aric Floyd
Gangbang // Mass Shooting-Rosie Campbell
Cold Call // Frost Ring-Claude
Frequent Flyer // Daily Mail-Aric Floyd
Sex Drive // Bang Bus-Brian Smiley
Speed Reading // QuickBooks-Rob Miles
Lunatic // Moon Buggy-Brian Smiley
Quartermaster // Money Manager-Linchuan Zhang
Energy Work // High Powered Job-Brian Smiley
Premature Ejaculation // Second Sex-Michael Byun
Poe's Law // Stand Trial-Brian Smiley
Calf Raise // Cow Lift-Brian Smiley
Anal Fissure // Back Crack-Michael Byun
Google Maps // Alphabet City-Chana Messinger
Cash Cow // Feeble-Lily Jordan
Liquidity Crisis // Drinking Problem-Michael Byun
Set Theory // Group Think-Chana Messinger
Corporate Jargon // Body Language-Adam Scherlis
Discord Bot // Unfriendly AI-Brian Smiley
Blunt Trauma // Joint Pain-Rob Miles
Looking Glass // C-Cup-Brian Smiley
Starship // Celebrity Couple-Adam Scherlis
Average Joe // Medium Coffee-Jacob Falkovich
Decaf Coffee // GI Joe-@keyofgeo
Kaleidoscope // Crash Site-Brian Smiley
Transmission // Gay Agenda-Adam Scherlis
Rock Bottom // Punk Ass-Adam Scherlis
Twitter Ban // Exterminate-Rob Miles
Coin Purse // Dime Bag-Rocket
Game Day // Playdate-Rocket
Line Dance // Wire Tap-Rocket
Lady's Man // Misandry-Brian Smiley
Current Account // Electric Bill-Jacob Falkovich
Scarlet Letter // Red Card-Stephen Casper
Singing Circle // Belt Loop-Adam Scherlis
Civil Liberties // Polite Fiction-Nathan Young
Portland // Wine Country-Rocket
Colorado // Ethnic Conflict-Adam Scherlis
Manatee // Energy Drink-Nathan Young
Street Fair // Vigilante Justice-Adam Scherlis
Firewhiskey // Bootlicker-Michael Byun
Family Law // Bro Code-Sam Rosen
Tombstone // Falling Rocks-Brian Smiley
Bumpy Ride // Hard Drive-Phillip Christoffersen
Land Acknowledgement // Touchdown Celebration-Jacob Falkovich
Carl's Jr. // Charles II-Elliot Teperman
Silverback Gorilla // Agape-Sam Rosen
Bed Linen // Crib Sheet-Rosie Campbell
Absolution // Gastric Acid-Ricki Heicklen
Inverse Function // Poetry Hour-Eli Rose
Miniflask // Klein Bottle-Phillip Christoffersen
Lighthouse // Sunroom-Claude
Backpropagation // Posterior distribution -Rajashree Agrawal
Bush inauguration // Marijuana legalization-Stephen Casper
Endzone // Final destination // Last resort-Linch Zhang, Cole Jackes
Comedy Troupe // Silly Bandz
Charge conservation // Emotional maintenance-Rajashree Agrawal
Right angle // Conservative perspective-Aric Floyd
Ball bearing // Party platform-Aric Floyd
Daily bread // Chronic pain
Elevator music // שיר המעלות
Hard cash // Stale bread
Discord // String of Insults-Jacob Falkovich
Game plot // Toy Story-Jacob Falkovich
Message length // Medium size-Jacob Falkovich
Train route // Practice run-Jacob Falkovich
2-step verification // Dance competition-Aric Floyd
Bear trap // Game stop-Aric Floyd
Biological children // Carbon copies-Aric Floyd
Box office // Case study-Aric Floyd
Comfort zone // Pacific theater // Bedtime stories-Aric Floyd
Good impression // Fine print-Aric Floyd
National anthem // Country music-Aric Floyd
Solid state // Stable government-Aric Floyd
Wire tap // Line dance-Aric Floyd
Believe // Buzz off-Brian Smiley
Dollar store // Money vault-Brian Smiley
Gucci Mane // Nice hair-Brian Smiley
Instrumental values // Music royalties-Brian Smiley
Laptop // Thigh High-Brian Smiley
Litter box // Trash bin-Brian Smiley
Meditation Cushion // Thinkpad-Brian Smiley
Parasite // Second location-Brian Smiley
Perfect pitch // Compelling argument-Brian Smiley
Postmates // Ex lovers-Brian Smiley
Securities fraud // Taking stock-Brian Smiley
Static variable // Charge differential-Brian Smiley
Sudoku // Failed rebellion-Brian Smiley
By the way // Off the derech-Chana Messinger
Core strength // Central tendency-Chana Messinger
Feline // Iron Wire-Chana Messinger
After burners // Post anonymously-Dan Keys
Moving company // Emotional intimacy-Dan Keys
Odds and ends // p-values-Dan Keys
Acid rain // Mushroom cloud-Drake Thomas
Platonic realm // Friendzone-Katja Grace
Two pointer // Double meaning // Dual Use-Katja Grace
Birthday Song // New Age music-Lily Jordan
Tech bro // E-mail-Lily Jordan
Old friend // Stalemate-Nathan Young
Coast line // Bank wire-Ricki Heicklen
Slim shady // Line sketch-Sam Rosen
Snare drum // Trap music-Sam Rosen
Weeping willow // Morning wood
High Society // Drug culture-Brian Smiley
Solar eclipse // Sunblock-Vania
Artificial intelligence // Fake news-William Woof
Hamstrung // Hog tied-Brian Smiley, Sam Rosen
Lab coat // Doggy style-Sam Rosen, Skye Hersh
Coke can // Drug arrest-Stephen Casper
Joint distribution // Drug dealing-Phil Parker
Douchebag // Shower caddy-Stephen Casper
Gaelic // Lesbian kiss-Chana Messinger
End consumer // Ass eater
Gravity field // G-spot-Nathan Young
Bioluminescence // Fleshlight-Sam Rosen
Music critic // Vibrator-Sam Rosen
Order of magnitude // Bulk buy-js
Privilege escalation // Social climbing-js
Thunderclap // Loud applause-Peleg Shilo
Linchpin // Hangnail-Phillip Harris
Principal investigator // Debt inspector-Rajashree Agrawal
Pull up bar // Parking ban-Rajashree Agrawal
Dark souls // Black lives-Jacob Falkovich
Metaphysical // Instagram body-Jacob Falkovich
Near term // Present condition-Jacob Falkovich
Hideout // Bare skin-Aric Floyd
Amtrak // Beeline-Brian Smiley
Oral exam // Dental checkup-Stephen Casper
Super bass // Kingfisher-Stephen Casper
Dog whistle // Cat call-Stephen Casper
Hard to follow story // Scatter(ed) plot-Chana Messinger
Army fatigues // Touring tires-Dan Keys
Han Solo // One China
Alpha males // Amen
Too bad // Double trouble-Nathan Young
Hot dog // Firefox-Sam Rosen
Flamewar // Firefight-Sam Rosen
Hit movie // Snuff film-Everett Worth
Flambeau // Hot stud-Evžen Wybitul
Monolith // Einstein-Rob Miles
Gigachad // Charlemagne-Jose Luis Ricon
Designer Drugs // High Fashion-Brian Smiley
Leaves of Grass // Quitting Weed-Brian Smiley
Loss Leader // Overlord-Nathan Young
Thin Air // Gasoline-Jacob Falkovich
Rent Control // Split Custody-Michael Byun
Alley-oops // Road Accident-Aric Floyd
Libertine // Emancipated Minor-Chana Messinger
French Open // Frog Dissection-Jacob Falkovich
Barman // Stick Figure-Chana Messinger
Starcraft // Pop Art-Brian Smiley
Atlas Fellowship // World Peace-Brian Smiley
Siren's Call // Emergency Contact-Phil Parker
Table Stakes // Counter Proposal-Chana Messinger
Space Exploration // Cavity Search-Joshua Goller
Cancer Cell // Crab Cage-Joshua Goller
Uber Eats // Overbite-Dan Keys
Speed Reading // QuickBooks-Rob Miles
Leap Year // Time Travel-Rosie Campbell
Manifold Love // Polyamory-Dan Keys
Medical Rotation // Spin Doctor-Chana Messinger
Water War // Liquidity Crisis-Aric Floyd
Hit Record // Violent History-Aric Floyd
Will Smith // Get Hammered-Garrison Lovely
West Coast Swing // Californication-Jacob Falkovich
Arts Funding // Cultural Appropriations-Michael Byun
Whipping Cream // Battery Fluid-Jacob Falkovich
Speedrun // Fast Track-Brian Smiley
GrubHub // Food Court-Brian Smiley
Arm Lock // Gun Safe-Joshua Goller
Take Down // Profit Loss-Joshua Goller
False Advertising // Market Cap-Sam Rosen
Love Seat // Sex Swing // Reproduction Furniture-Adam Scherlis
German Empire // Decolonization-Michael Byun
Monopoly Money // Playbill-Brian Smiley
Honey Trap // Sweet Pickle-Elliot Teperman
Vegetative State // Greenland-Sam Rosen
Baggage Drop // Trauma Dump-Ricki Heicklen
Bottom Text // Subscribe-Ricki Heicklen
Oral Sex // Jawbone
Look Again // Seymour-Elliot Teperman
BetterHelp // Rite Aid-Eli Rose
Fine Structure // Tax Basis-Adam Scherlis
High Command // Tall Order-Adam Scherlis
Boundary Condition // Border Crisis-Michael Byun
Mobile Wallet // Phone Bank-Michael Byun
Finite State // Limited Government-Michael Byun
High Time // Stone Age-Elliot Teperman
Universe // Monosyllabic-Chana Messinger
Typeface // Letterhead-S
Girl Power // Mismanagement-Chana Messinger
Girl Fight // Mismatch-Brian Smiley
Lady Luck // Misfortune-catGPT
Girl Math // Miscalculation-Hyperdiscogirl
Licorice // Whiskey on the Rocks-Brian Smiley
Sperm Bank // Nut Case-Michael Byun
Diet Coke // Light Blow-Rocket
Word Doc // Term Paper-S
Nofap // Anticlimax-Brian Smiley
Carton // Driveway-Brian Smiley
Street Smarts // GG-Dan Keys
Depth Charge // Bottom Dollar-Adam Scherlis
Class Action // Good Move-Rosie Campbell
Count On // Lord Over-Dan Keys
Work Break // Division of Labor-Elliot Teperman
Climax Community // Cumtown-Brian Smiley
Typescript // Keywords-Brian Smiley
About Time // Fight Night-Brian Smiley
Slaughterhouse // Hunting Lodge
Timeout // TikTok Ban
Clock Face // Tick Head-Elliot Teperman
Umpire // Aflame-Richard Ngo
Stopwatch // Wait and See-Brian Smiley
Metalhead // Iron Dome-Sam Rosen
Minor Key // Child Lock-Rob Miles, Toby
Unfurnished // Notable-Phillip Christoffersen, Toby
Massive L // Gigaflop-Daniel Filan
Medical Stitches // Docstring-Phillip Christoffersen
Spruce Up // Log Out-Sam Rosen
Swing State // Polyphase-Adam Scherlis
Tire Iron // Somniferous-Michael Byun
Power Set // Elite Group-Eli Rose
Juice Box // Gas Tank-Dan Keys
Unbothered // Debugged-Phillip Christoffersen
Bank run // Side hustle-Aric Floyd
Wild swerve // Locomotion-Brian Smiley
Minor correction // Juvenile detention-Chana Messinger
Birdwatcher // Eagle scout-ChatGPT
Bad boy // Junk mail-Nathan Young
Broken jaw // Smashmouth-Stephen Casper
Externalize // Out of sight-Drake Thomas
Chopped liver // Surgery survivor-Dan Keys
Quizzical // Testicle
Goose chase // Duck hunt-Stephen Casper
Public shaming // Celebrity crush-Aric Floyd
Rental car // Truculent-Nathan Young
Digits of pi // Finger food-Aric Floyd
Surgeon General // Dr. King-Aric Floyd
Cross-attention // Ford Focus
Father time // Parsec
First course // Intro class
Fruit flies // Applebees
Slam poetry // Punchlines
Holy roller // Dharma wheel-@gmbrighteyes
Detailed // Unfollowed-Jacob Falkovich
Dominos delivery // Lord's salvation-Jacob Falkovich
Eggnog // Transcranial-Jacob Falkovich
Fat chance // Vast fortune-Jacob Falkovich
Switchboard // Turntable-Jacob Falkovich
Alien species // Space race-Aric Floyd
Box cutter // Battleship-Aric Floyd
Business class // Work study-Aric Floyd
Case notes // Skin tones-Aric Floyd
Constructive criticism // Fine Wine-Aric Floyd
Digital copy // Cloud cover-Aric Floyd
Harmonies // Joint pain // Blunt trauma-Aric Floyd
Postcode // Afterword-Aric Floyd
Radiohead // Wave crest-Aric Floyd
Speed dating // Zoom meeting-Aric Floyd
Square off // Cell death-Aric Floyd
Stump speech // Small talk-Aric Floyd
Texas Hold-em // State capture-Aric Floyd
House fire // Cabin fever // Homesick-Aric Floyd, Drake Thomas
Babylon // Keep talking-Brian Smiley
Billboard // Congressional committee-Brian Smiley
Breakfast // High speed crash-Brian Smiley
Check mark // Chess notation-Brian Smiley
Chest Muscle // Strongbox-Brian Smiley
Church organ // Body of Christ-Brian Smiley
Coke Zero // Drug free-Brian Smiley
Deadwood // Latent-Brian Smiley
Dollar sign // Price tag-Brian Smiley
Gas stop // Phil Parker-Brian Smiley
Landrover // Continental Drift-Brian Smiley
Latent Heat // Concealed firearm-Brian Smiley
Major depression // Grand Canyon-Brian Smiley
No judgement // Sanskrit-Brian Smiley
Ocean liner // Waterskin-Brian Smiley
Partial derivative // Fractionalized asset-Brian Smiley
Phoenix // Debt Cancellation-Brian Smiley
Profession // Public denouncement-Brian Smiley
Short positions // Low Places-Brian Smiley
Sincere // Hellfire-Brian Smiley
Soylent // I'm giving up-Brian Smiley
Stamp act // Tap dance-Brian Smiley
Stop sign // Countersignal-Brian Smiley
Street food // Nominally-Brian Smiley
Supply and demand // Give and take-Brian Smiley
Travel expenses // Venture capital-Brian Smiley
Turnout // Twistoff-Brian Smiley
Unsong // One-note-Brian Smiley
Windbreaker // Blown fuse-Brian Smiley
Value drift // Asset volatility // Cash flow-Brian Smiley, Phil Parker
Google Doc // WebMD-Chana Messinger
Rear admiral // Backseat driver-Chana Messinger
Sickness pay // Coffee-Chana Messinger
Dark matter // Midnight Mass-Dan Keys
Neighborhood watch // Local time-Dan Keys
Organic chemistry // Carbon dating-Dan Keys
Sporting goods // Virtue signaling-Dan Keys
Ballroom dance // Roundhouse kick-Drake Thomas
𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚑 // Significant digits-Drake Thomas
Karman line // Trucker convoy-Drake Thomas
Underwriting // Subtext-Katja Grace
Course correction // Curriculum learning-Miles Turpin
Fever pitch // Sick note-Nathan Young
Flattering // Dead wrong-Nathan Young
Rented room // Flatulent-Nathan Young
Reptile overlords // Queen Liz-Nathan Young
Spirited // Licorice-Nathan Young
Viewfinder // Seesaw-Nathan Young
Launch pad // Throw pillow-Phil Parker
IP theft // Synthesis-Richard Ngo
Multi-cooler // Maniac-Richard Ngo
Doublespeak // Duolingo-Ricki Heicklen
Word play // Talk show-Ricki Heicklen
Bank vault // Crypt o' currency-Ross Rheingans-Yoo
Heat sink // Hot tub-Ross Rheingans-Yoo
Annul // Alpha Zero // 10 // Unzip-Sam Marks
Wirehead // Transfer of power-Sam Marks
Collateral damage // Insurance fraud-Sam Rosen
Holy see // Divine vision-Sam Rosen
Large coffee // Fat Joe-Sam Rosen
Prolapse // Olympic run-Sam Rosen
Spectrometer // Graveyard-Sam Rosen
Subway // Low road // Underpass-Sam Rosen
Smash Bros // Fuckbuddies
Flower power // Vegemite-Sophia Brown
Cave bear // Concealed carry-Stephen Casper
Primrose path // Happy trail-Stephen Casper
Sheetpan // Flatbread-Stephen Casper
Star Wars // Solar flare-Stephen Casper
Blow job // Drug trade-Jacob Falkovich
Stocking stuffer // Tight Squeeze-Alex Young
Weed wacker // Drug bust-Aric Floyd
Deviled egg // Hellspawn
Lost Heart // Love is Blind-Peleg Shilo
Shotgun Wedding // Combined arms-Peleg Shilo
Headliner // Foreskin // Topsheet // Front-runner-Aric Floyd
Matchpoint // Date spot-Peleg Shilo
Pot pie // Weed brownie-Chana Messinger
Roughhousing // Broken home // Violent case // Rugged jacket-Rajashree Agrawal
Watery eye // Washed out perspective-Rajashree Agrawal
Instant noodle // Minute futzing-Rajashree Agrawal
Prima donna // First lady-Watson Ladd
Tight squeeze // Loving relationship-Chana Messinger
Dragon // Pullover-Jacob Falkovich
Neolithic // The One stone // Einstein-Jacob Falkovich
Eternal Father // Absolute motherfucker-Katja Grace
Status game arena // Level playing field-Jacob Falkovich
Pro bono // Competitive edge-Jacob Falkovich
Broadcast // Female company-Nathan Young
Funeral service // Rest mass-Aric Floyd
Drug Mule // Ass Crack-Sam Rosen
Limp bizkit // Unleavened bread-Stephen Casper
Stimulus package // Beat box-Stephen Casper
Drag performance // Smoke show-Sam Rosen, Skye Hersh
Queen mattress // Pillow princess-Stephen Casper
Meatloaf // Cockblock
Lingua Franca // French kissing-Stephen Casper
Executive function // Killer app-Dan Keys
Secular humanism // Catholic anthropology-Daniel Filan
San Diego // Beach body-Daniel Filan
Jet lag // Delayed flight-Daniel Filan
Mile // Personal failure-Daniel Filan
Homo Sapiens // The Gay Science-Daniel Filan
Homosexual agenda // Gay card-Linch Zhang
Handsy medics // Doctors without Borders-Chana Messinger
Road head // End of the drive-Chana Messinger
Photometer // Foot pic
Body language // Corporation
Beat your meat // Beef jerky
Fantastic bum // Assonine-Nathan Young
Little death // Micromort-Nathan Young
Martial art // Painted soldiers-Nathan Young
Mean girl // Mockingbird-Sam Rosen
Honour society // חברה קדישא
Sunken // Solar Science-Adam Scherlis
Hell hound // Hot dog-Eleanor
School shooting // Gang bang-Eleanor
American Art // Yankee Doodle-Jacob Falkovich
Watch Band // Timeframe-Chana Messinger
Lawsuit // Courtroom Attire-Chana Messinger
Neocon // Crime Novel-Michael Byun
Rap Battle // Hitbox-Robert Mushkatblat
Will Smith // Forge Ahead-Brian Smiley
Fastball // Hypersphere
Golden Curry // Auspices-Michael Byun
Astral Projection // Space Opera-Elliot Teperman
Anonymous sex // Filling in the blank